02 10 / 2014

Roommates Talking about Native Americans

  • 1: *points at Lauren* YOU. IT'S YOUR FAULT. You and your people brought chicken pox and small pox and made me so sick!!! *points at Jekia* AND YOU. YOUR PEOPLE. You brought me Ebola. That's why I caught it.
  • 2: *points at Lauren* Well if she wouldn't have brought me here in the first place I never would have brought you Ebola.
  • 3: *nods and points at Lauren*

01 10 / 2014

humansofnewyork:

“I was the youngest in the family. I went to Israel first, and the rest of the family was supposed to join me. Nobody made it. We sent letters to each other for the first few years. The last letter I got from Poland came in 1941. It was from my mother. It asked me to send food. Then the letters stopped. I knew that the Germans had occupied Poland, and I heard rumors about the things that were happening. I never learned the specifics of what happened to my family. I never wanted to.”
(Jerusalem)

humansofnewyork:

“I was the youngest in the family. I went to Israel first, and the rest of the family was supposed to join me. Nobody made it. We sent letters to each other for the first few years. The last letter I got from Poland came in 1941. It was from my mother. It asked me to send food. Then the letters stopped. I knew that the Germans had occupied Poland, and I heard rumors about the things that were happening. I never learned the specifics of what happened to my family. I never wanted to.”

(Jerusalem)

01 10 / 2014

Sick, depressed, and crying has been my favorite combination of verbs lately.

26 9 / 2014

  • 1: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  • 2: I don't like sex.
  • 1: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

26 9 / 2014

Emma Thompson is literally perfect as Miss Lovett. I cannot handle how great this is.

25 9 / 2014

LOL you’re funny, giving me something to get done by Monday that involves getting a meeting with the Dean of Students. You’re funny, but it’s not happening.

25 9 / 2014

"Tell us a bit about X-Men. Because you’re actually rivals in X-Men."

He changed Professor X’s last name. He must ship it.

(Source: ruffaloon, via ahzaneing)

25 9 / 2014

jimmysnowvakk:

winjennster:

destielpasta:

Omg look it’s two female characters with a purpose and emotions and BONUS they also mirror the lead two boys perfectly… I know what we should do. Let’s kill ‘em.

It’s important to note one thing about Jo and Ellen’s deaths.
Season five was intended by Kripke and all parties as the FINAL SEASON.
He was killing off everyone around Sam and Dean because the show was coming to an end.

THANK YOU.

(Source: letmesayiloveyou, via ahzaneing)

25 9 / 2014

15 9 / 2014

crea-clare:

prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

I don’t think you realise how hard it is not to sound like Dan Green everytime i’m in a coffee shop now

(via becausezoro)