12 10 / 2014

Sleeping in the hotel bathroom cause that’s apparently where I deserve to be. At least if I suffocate cause there’s no air flow I won’t be sick any more.

12 10 / 2014

librocubicularistlifestyle:

10.03.2014
In which I find my people in college.

librocubicularistlifestyle:

10.03.2014

In which I find my people in college.

(via officialdreamworks)

12 10 / 2014

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:


One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

(Source: best-of-imgur, via officialdreamworks)

05 10 / 2014

05 10 / 2014

The first rule of Girl Code is you don’t steal someone’s man. So when they tell you they like so one, you don’t start texting them. You DEFINITELY don’t start dating them. 

A month later, when they confront you about it because they’re not stupid and could have already put two and two together, the biggest problem is not that you didn’t tell them and you “didn’t intend for it to happen”. The biggest problem is it happened it all. When you display no guilt about this, all you do is convince people who have no respect for the person whom you effectively took someone from.

When that someone is a best friend of 18 year, you’ve really done goofed.

So guess what.

You’ve done goofed.

02 10 / 2014

Roommates Talking about Native Americans

  • 1: *points at Lauren* YOU. IT'S YOUR FAULT. You and your people brought chicken pox and small pox and made me so sick!!! *points at Jekia* AND YOU. YOUR PEOPLE. You brought me Ebola. That's why I caught it.
  • 2: *points at Lauren* Well if she wouldn't have brought me here in the first place I never would have brought you Ebola.
  • 3: *nods and points at Lauren*

01 10 / 2014

humansofnewyork:

“I was the youngest in the family. I went to Israel first, and the rest of the family was supposed to join me. Nobody made it. We sent letters to each other for the first few years. The last letter I got from Poland came in 1941. It was from my mother. It asked me to send food. Then the letters stopped. I knew that the Germans had occupied Poland, and I heard rumors about the things that were happening. I never learned the specifics of what happened to my family. I never wanted to.”
(Jerusalem)

humansofnewyork:

“I was the youngest in the family. I went to Israel first, and the rest of the family was supposed to join me. Nobody made it. We sent letters to each other for the first few years. The last letter I got from Poland came in 1941. It was from my mother. It asked me to send food. Then the letters stopped. I knew that the Germans had occupied Poland, and I heard rumors about the things that were happening. I never learned the specifics of what happened to my family. I never wanted to.”

(Jerusalem)

01 10 / 2014

Sick, depressed, and crying has been my favorite combination of verbs lately.

26 9 / 2014

  • 1: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
  • 2: I don't like sex.
  • 1: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

26 9 / 2014

Emma Thompson is literally perfect as Miss Lovett. I cannot handle how great this is.